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How The Gentleman Stole Christmas

December 21st, 2009

A gentleman is always in high demand, but no more so than during the holidays, when eggnog-swilling guests anticipate his arrival with the giddiness of snot-nosed children awaiting St. Nick. Never one to deprive others of his dazzling presence (or himself of a delicious open bar), the gentleman makes sure to gallivant with redoubled vigor, [...]

 

Since summer Fridays typically call for casual business, a gentleman makes sure to punctuate his day of corporate leisure with a sensible three-hour lunch break, during which he gets uproariously drunk. Arriving back at his place of work adequately sauced, speaking in unintelligible tongues, goosing secretaries’ hooters and demanding hot wings, cigarettes and drug dealers’ [...]