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March 26th, 2009
Nothing would please a gentlelady more than to romance her male mirror image, the gentleman. And trust us, the feeling is mutual. However, given their fabulous, liver-taxing lifestyles and unwavering commitment to tomfoolery, these counterparts rarely make it into the sack ensemble. Over the course of a gin soaked eve, drunken texts are misread, misspelled or never sent at all, and sadly the gentleman and gentlelady go about their nocturnal business like two ships passing in the night. But believe us, should the two ever shack up, they’d do so with enough class, elegance and sophistication to rip a hole through the space-time continuum.
Saturday Night, 11:32 PM — 1:10 AM (Told through a series of texts)
Gentleman: I hear you’re going to be out tonight, throwing down
Gentlelady: Ha. Going to sweet and vicious Ha. Where I met you! Ha. You were so FUCKED up! Where are you all at?
Gentleman: Didn’t stop you from making out with me…
Gentlelady: What- No! Yes, oxide are you? So Sad. Can we please hang?
Gentleman: I understand very little of that, but yes. Where are you?
Gentleman: Heading to W. Village. Plastered. Again. Where are you?
Gentlelady: Place in SoHo. No Idea. Meet?
Gentleman: Yeah, streets?
Gentlelady: Bleeker & Sullivan
Gentleman: Fuck?
Gentlelady: Yes
Gentleman: OkSunday Morning, 10:17 AM
Gentleman: Holy God…hungover. Did we see each other last night?
Gentlelady: I’m in your kitchen
March 26th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Gentleman: Holy God…hungover. Did we see each other last night?
Gentlelady: I’m in your kitchen
I think I’m in love with her. Dame’s in the kitchen at 10 am after a night of drinking. no doubt making the gentleman his reward for a night well done.
March 27th, 2009 at 5:03 am
“no doubt making the gentleman his reward for a night well done.”
This may or may not include taking a shit in the stove.
March 27th, 2009 at 9:01 am
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March 27th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
That was incredible. I would like to hear the rest of the conversation!
March 29th, 2009 at 7:46 am
James is a fucking tool.
March 29th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
/\ I agree lol
March 30th, 2009 at 6:16 am
yea james u fuckin gay or what?
March 31st, 2009 at 1:26 am
^^^ You have AIDS now. Sucks.
April 7th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
HEYYYYYYY
April 8th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Perhaps my favorite FM post yet.
May 13th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I am Angleos…hear me ROAR!
May 26th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
lol, at work now and had to keep myself from lol’ing at the last 2 lines.