With each downturn in the market comes an ingenious scheme to help resuscitate our glorious nation’s frail economy. FDR created The New Deal to lift America out of the Depression, while the housing market bubble kept us chugging along in the wake of September 11th. Likewise, a gentleman will take it upon himself to save his country during the darkest of financial hours. By dipping into his bottomless penny book, a gentleman will create demand in whatever economic sector is experiencing a dearth of spending. So should a gentleman have planned on only purchasing two drinks, in times of financial need he’ll up the ante to 22; when romance is on the menu, the typically well-sexed gentleman will gladly shell out greenbacks in exchange for a few carnal delights. God bless these truly benevolent souls, because right now, our nation needs them more than ever.

LateNightLecher: so what did you do last night? hmmmmmmmmmmmm
LateNightLecher: is LateNightLecher still drunk?
LateNightLecher: I dont know
LateNightLecher: did he pay for sex?
LateNightLecher: I dont know
LateNightLecher: did he go to a weird german dance club?
LateNightLecher: I just dont know
SmellMan: wow
LateNightLecher: MORAL HANGOVER
LateNightLecher: no sex
LateNightLecher: just blowjob
LateNightLecher: back room
LateNightLecher: strip club
LateNightLecher: this is a bad trend
SmellMan: very bad
SmellMan: cunto costo?
LateNightLecher: dude she was hot
LateNightLecher: real hot
LateNightLecher: $250
LateNightLecher: I was blitzzzzed
LateNightLecher: still am
SmellMan: sans connie (ED-”w/o condom?”)
LateNightLecher: no way dude
LateNightLecher: I still smell like strippers
SmellMan: solo mish?
LateNightLecher: no dude
LateNightLecher: 3 other dudes
LateNightLecher: we were at bars
LateNightLecher: then a club
LateNightLecher: then a strip club
LateNightLecher: i was trying to only have like 2 drinks
LateNightLecher: woops
SmellMan: instead you prob picked up two VD’s
LateNightLecher: at least
LateNightLecher: they will go real well w this outbreak
SmellMan: what was her name
LateNightLecher: hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LateNightLecher: esperanza
SmellMan: isnt that a disney character
SmellMan: or a nasty new disease?
SmellMan: ie; ‘that gal gave me a bad case of esperanza’
LateNightLecher: im going to hell dude
LateNightLecher: theres no question
LateNightLecher: i talked to God
SmellMan: ill keep a seat warm for you
LateNightLecher: he says theres no way im getting in
LateNightLecher: no fuckin way
LateNightLecher: so funniest shit about last night is that i dont meet up w this girl
LateNightLecher: eating lunch w her today
LateNightLecher: gonna be awesome
LateNightLecher: i cant wait
LateNightLecher: i feel great
SmellMan: if she asks you what you did last night just whip it out and say
SmellMan: “smell my dick”

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