Attending sporting matches is a pleasant leisure pastime for the modern gentleman, who enjoys a colorful spectrum of athletic competitions ranging from naked polo to underground cock fighting to major league sports. And regardless of where the gentleman spectates, be it in a dank basement or a gigantic multi-thousand seated stadium, the gentleman will always stand out among the crowd and attract new fans of his own.

GameOfFame: missed a good night, you should have come to the game
CouchTater: i know – i had a good day though
GameOfFame: got very drunk, there was this wacky girl sitting in back of me that would not keep her hands to her self, it was fucking crazy
GameOfFame: she gave me a massage through out the second half
CouchTater: nice
CouchTater: happy ending?
GameOfFame: rubbing my ears, then she was sucking on my ear
GameOfFame: then it got weird
GameOfFame: she tried to finger my backdoor
CouchTater: shut up!
GameOfFame: every time i stood up to clap and yell for my patriots she would pinch and grope my ass
GameOfFame: then towards the end about 5-6 times she would slip a finger near my balloon knot
GameOfFame: this is with her grandmother sitting next to her
GameOfFame: fucking nuts
CouchTater: holy crap dude
CouchTater: that is ridiculous
CouchTater: she ever make it to your knot?
GameOfFame: no, very close though
GameOfFame: id be lying if i said i didn’t love every minute of it
CouchTater: you love chicks playing with your knot
CouchTater: i don’t know how you get in to these crazy situations with random chicks – its hilarious
GameOfFame: no I don’t like chicks playing with my knot. the first time she went in she got close, I slapped her hand and called her a vulgar bitch
GameOfFame: bissete almost spit his beer out on the guy in front of him
GameOfFame: what a country
CouchTater: hahahaha
CouchTater: indeed, what a country
GameOfFame: not done yet though
GameOfFame: she eventually starts pinching my nipples
GameOfFame: i warn her I am a man that believes in reciprocation
GameOfFame: and that i was going to have a handful of tit if she keeps it up
GameOfFame: what does she do? boom! titties in my face, then I played with them for a minute or two
CouchTater: yes!!!
CouchTater: i love titties in my face
CouchTater: how old is this chick?
GameOfFame: mid twenties
GameOfFame: this is going on sitting next to her grandmother too
GameOfFame: the guy next to me was laughing the whole game, he was with his son who was maybe 10 years old, little guy
GameOfFame: when i was leaving i somewhat apologized and let him know i often get carried away
GameOfFame: he said no need, it was an absolute pleasure sitting next to me
GameOfFame: best pats game ever

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