After swilling plastic cups of beers and loosening up to the sublime sounds of Kings of Leon, a gentleman enjoys escaping the hoi polloi by weaseling his way into an exclusive after party. Once inside the fortified walls of this celebrity saturated Shangri la, a gentleman makes sure to stay on his best and most dignified behavior, dazzling revelers with his tact, grace and unrivaled ability to make small talk.

ShatteredMonocle: wow
ShatteredMonocle: what got into you last night
DrugAbuser: ?
ShatteredMonocle: knocking beers over on a table of girls
ShatteredMonocle: hoovering nachos
DrugAbuser: not my fault, who puts their beer behind someone’s head?
ShatteredMonocle: after parties with Kings of Leon
ShatteredMonocle: sneaking into the VIP room
ShatteredMonocle: smoking pot in a booth
DrugAbuser: all in the night of a gentleman
ShatteredMonocle: you really let loose
ShatteredMonocle: whose weed was it?
DrugAbuser: Dave’s*
DrugAbuser: one little baby hit
DrugAbuser: i’ve been meaning to get back into it
ShatteredMonocle: that’s a good call at 30
ShatteredMonocle: after getting into a conversation with another editor
ShatteredMonocle: i went home
ShatteredMonocle: made mac n cheese and inhaled two hot dogs
ShatteredMonocle: and passed out
ShatteredMonocle: just got into the office
ShatteredMonocle: u see drew barrymore slobering all over that dude from Gossip Girl?
DrugAbuser: where, on the internet?
ShatteredMonocle: no, at Bowery Electric
ShatteredMonocle: the after party
ShatteredMonocle: he was lifting her up in the air and they were going to town on each other
ShatteredMonocle: high school make out style, they didnt care who saw ‘em
DrugAbuser: didn’t catch that
DrugAbuser: too busy trying to bum cigarettes

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