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RSSA Gentleman Sends A Brash Text
June 27th, 2008
When the hour strikes midnight and the mood calls for carnal delights, a gentleman is brash, forgoing the usual small talk and immediately harnessing the sexual tension at hand. Occasionally, however, the gentleman’s blunt words may shock his female target, causing her to turn to folly and deny his delightful request. “Goodness gracious, how could such a subtle creature be so forward?” she wonders, blushing and shaking with nervous energy. Immobilizing shock, yes, yes, would be the only conceivable reason a fair maiden would turn down a gentleman’s enticing advances.
Text Messages
ProwlingGentleman: “Do you want to have sex tonight?”
FormerLadyFriend: “Go fuck yourself and get used to the sensation. I’m over you.”
