There are few things we enjoy more than getting liver-cirrhosingly pissed at a bar and subsequently thrown out, all without losing an ounce of our gentlemen’s dignity. However, bringing two kindred souls together in the sacred bond of a public bathroom blowjob trumps even the latter. Last week, we reported on just that, and today, dear readers, we’re proud to inform you that thanks to that glorious post, a gentleman and a gentlelady were again brought together in the sanctimonious act of public felatio in the hallowed halls of academia.

From: GeniusMan
To: thefoggymonocle@gmail.com
Date: Wed, Jun 24, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Subject: thank you thank you

Gentlemen,

Thank you so much for today’s bit of inspiration. I shared the story of academia-head with a lady friend who was quite receptive to the idea. As a bit of a follow up to today’s update I submit:

GeniusMan: read the chat on today’s foggy monocle
RomanticAccomplice: haha
RomanticAccomplice: great stuff
RomanticAccomplice: you know i’ve always thought about how to do that
GeniusMan: whoa, srsly?
RomanticAccomplice: without getting caught and like the best place here
RomanticAccomplice: oh yeah
GeniusMan: cause I mean…
GeniusMan: you know
GeniusMan: the library IS rather empty right now.
RomanticAccomplice: hey it would be a memory
RomanticAccomplice: i wonder if the meditation room is open
RomanticAccomplice: like afer 5 so much is open
GeniusMan: oooh that’s a good place
RomanticAccomplice: and i have a key that gets me in this building
RomanticAccomplice: so hidden rooms are a go
RomanticAccomplice: it summer, so the possibilities are endless
GeniusMan: sweet
RomanticAccomplice: so…
GeniusMan: hey, I’m available
RomanticAccomplice: call me at 5
GeniusMan: will do.

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