True, for a gentleman, everyday is like Christmas, his birthday and Halloween (the latter accounting for all the sweet treats he samples) rolled into one. Still, a gentleman enjoys the highest of all holy days more than any other date on the calendar, and, aside from getting inexplicably intoxicated, chooses to toast his maker by preying on the most beautiful female of the bunch at his office Christmas party. Believe us when we tell you that she is utterly helpless around any gentleman feeling the Holiday spirit, falling under the proverbial mistletoe that is his unwavering predator’s gaze! However, the gentleman’s innumerable strengths can occasionally play against him. For instance, a room of willing females is quite the gauntlet indeed, and sometimes — sadly enough — a woman of questionable standards can trap the heroic and highly inebreated gentleman before he reaches his sweet Christmas cookie.

12/18/07, 10:51 AM

xmasInterrogator: u ready to rock tonight?

DJOfficeRomance: maybe

DJOfficeRomance: i got so wasted last night at our office holiday party

xmasInterrogator: hahaha

DJOfficeRomance: i made out with the hot chick

DJOfficeRomance: i think

xmasInterrogator: wait

xmasInterrogator: the one i met?

xmasInterrogator: at the Ritz?

DJOfficeRomance: yes

xmasInterrogator: MY MAN!

xmasInterrogator: nice work

11:12 AM

xmasInterrogator: you play any of the jams i sent you?

DJOfficeRomance: oh yeah

DJOfficeRomance: my DJ set rocked

DJOfficeRomance: i played for almost an hour

DJOfficeRomance: Van Halen was a big hit

xmasInterrogator: yeah that is a jam

DJOfficeRomance: hall and oats was a big hit

xmasInterrogator: apparently you were a big hit too

DJOfficeRomance: well i was blacked out

DJOfficeRomance: not good

xmasInterrogator: ha! awkward this morning with your coworker or is it all good?

DJOfficeRomance: haven’t seen her

DJOfficeRomance: don’t plan to

11:30 AM

DJOfficeRomance: uh oh

DJOfficeRomance: there my be discrepancies in my memory from last night

xmasInterrogator: oh really?

DJOfficeRomance: it might not have been the hot chick

xmasInterrogator: ruh roh

xmasInterrogator: who was it?

DJOfficeRomance: the not hot chick

xmasInterrogator: which one?

xmasInterrogator: the one that works in accounting that we carpooled with once?

DJOfficeRomance: no, not that one

DJOfficeRomance: you don’t know her

DJOfficeRomance: you’ve never met her

DJOfficeRomance: oh god

DJOfficeRomance: this is terrible

DJOfficeRomance: this day can’t be over fast enough

xmasInterrogator: hahahah

xmasInterrogator: that is awesome

11:40 AM

DJOfficeRomance: dude

DJOfficeRomance: this is not good

DJOfficeRomance: there is photographic evidence

xmasInterrogator: wow, you really are a great boss

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