Last week, the Foggy Monocle alerted its dear readers to the FashionMeetsFinance event in NYC, to which we were unfortunately unable to attend due to prior gentleman commitments. You can imagine, then, our collective shock when we found out that indeed there were angels, diamonds in the rough, that actually graced the floor of the event, who were forced to socialize, possibly conversate, with lesser gentleman. Our monocles fell out of our eye sockets, and we decided to dictate to our secretaries this open letter to the beautiful, stunning apple of our eye: Cassie (lady on the right) .

Dearest Cassie Moore,

It was with great pleasure — heightened by your exquisite beauty — that we came across the sublime photo of you canoodling with a one red-faced Prescott Hahn at last week’s nuanced social gathering, Fashion Meets Finance. To our chagrin, we were not invited. Alas, that is all in the past now, and with the future but a diamond-like flicker on the approaching horizon, we’d like to ask you out to a most scrumptious dinner at Subway (currently they have a wonderfully thrifty deal on the $5 footlong), stiff cocktails at the nearest happy hour and perhaps, if we’re lucky, a “hot coffee” at your place.

But first, allow us to introduce ourselves: We’re the joint editors of dubious blog The Foggy Monocle. While collectively we net under 100k at our real life jobs, thanks to all the free, non-ad supported content on our blog, we do yield 700k in annual gentleman bucks, which is the equivalent of 5 Million regular bucks. Now rest assured, gentleman bucks are non transferable and not subject to inflation, and they are accepted in all major metropolitan areas, most rural villages and only the finest brothels known to man.

We hope this has sparked some interest in a woman of your caliber. Are you free for a date in the next few days? We can pencil in a most memorable rendezvous.

Until then, warm regards,

The Foggy Monocle

And now, loyal readership of the Foggy Monocle.com, we encourage you to cast your vote for the outcome of this love story.

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