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May 15th, 2008
There are a great many holidays penciled into the baby gazelle-skinned agenda book of the modern gentleman, and among the most enjoyable of all these holidays are those that surround the consumption of gratis meals, being that the general maxim of the dining gentleman is “the thriftier, the more delicious.” And nothing is more delicious than a free, quick, fried chicken sandwich from the most popular restaurant on the planet.
CHxBreastMan: dude, free McDonald’s Chx sandwiches today
SlHamDunk: sounds like a breaded slice of heart attack heaven to me
SlHamDunk:: you going?
12:35 PM
CHxBreastMan: this is the american dream, right here
CHxBreastMan: and i’m proud that Ronald, a true patriot, has decided to bring this dream to fruition
CHxBreastMan: “I Has A Dreem”
CHxBreastMan: for one day, all of the nation can be united in fried chicken bliss
SlHamDunk:: i wish it was free cone day at ben and jerry’s too
SlHamDunk:: that would be fucking gourmet
CHxBreastMan: it seemed to be free tits day outside FIT this afternoon. Holy Cow
SlHamDunk:: are you brandishing the old eagle eye, scoping out the office widnow?
SlHamDunk:: are you sitting in the crow’s nest?
12:40 PM
CHxBreastMan: if i was as good at my job as i am spotting great breasts, i probably be richer than Warren Buffet
SlHamDunk:: but who needs money
SlHamDunk:: when it is free chicken sandwich day!
CHxBreastMan: exactly!
CHxBreastMan: speaking of buffet, we should hit Ponderosa some day. Is there one in midtown?
May 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Free lunch is better than paid lunch, more money for beer and prostitutes, but the McD’s promotional southern style sandwich isn’t very southern. Unless of course southern is chicken-sandwich-speak for “pickles instead of lettuce and mayo.”
Still, it beats the crap out of paying $6 for a salad
May 15th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
fantastic use of “gourmet”