When at the office, a gentleman is industrious; but like a Kenyan marathoner, it’s his rigorous work pace that makes him a very thirsty gentleman indeed. 

JammingGentleman: listening to the eagles right now
JammingGentleman: “one of these nights”
TooSoberMan: oh jeeze
JammingGentleman: i need a pina colada
TooSoberMan: i think I’m going to drink at lunch
TooSoberMan: i mean DRINK
JammingGentleman: where?
TooSoberMan: there this place called overlook by me
TooSoberMan: outdoor deck
TooSoberMan: tacos 
JammingGentleman: delicious
JammingGentleman: is that in midtown?
TooSoberMan: yeah
TooSoberMan: 44th btwn 2nd and 3rd
TooSoberMan: sucktown
JammingGentleman: hmmm
JammingGentleman: both my bosses are out today
TooSoberMan: so sick
TooSoberMan: yeah one of mine is out
JammingGentleman: keep me posted
JammingGentleman: i might be down for a few midday pops
TooSoberMan: alright sick
TooSoberMan: i think its 2 for one at 1
TooSoberMan: yeah
JammingGentleman: i suddenly feel like I have been bitten by the disease known only as the THIRST
TooSoberMan: i feel like I’ve been crawling through Sober City all day
JammingGentleman: i will drink 36,000 margaritas
TooSoberMan went away at 1:24:39 PM.
TooSoberMan returned at 2:59:49 PM.
TooSoberMan: wow
TooSoberMan: status: shit faced

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