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RSSA Gentleman Travels
April 15th, 2008With a weekly whirlwind of business meetings and romantic rendezvous scattered throughout this great country of ours, a gentleman cannot be expected to always know what city he’s physically in. For a gentleman on the go, a guesstimate suffices.
PhoningMan: Your phone is off.
SecludedMan: I’m in seclusion.
PhoningMan: I wasn’t sure you were back from Chicago.
SecludedMan: Thats why Im in seclusion.
PhoningMan: Chicago?…I thought you were going to a wedding.
SecludedMan: Black-tie birthday party.
PhoningMan: Fun?
SecludedMan: Not sure…but I do remember screaming at a cab driver, demanding that he take me to Brooklyn.
PhoningMan: I thought you were in Chicago?
SecludedMan: Exactly.
PhoningMan: hahaha
SecludedMan: Then I got nervous because I didnt know what city I was in…. and I lost my glasses.
PhoningMan: Have you talked to people from the party?
SecludedMan: No, and I probably won’t ever again…. By the way, how do you know if your hand is broken or just sprained?
April 15th, 2008 at 8:11 am
wow.
Been there
November 18th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
i once woke up at 6am on the acela express in manhattan. i live in dc. i know how you feel.