…unless, of course, he gets wasted. Though a Gentleman’s mind is like that of a bear trap, his thirst is like that of a man stranded in the desert — unquenchable! And sometimes a gentleman requires a healthy number of highballs to merely wet his whistle, meaning his mind, though super computer-like in intellect, turns to complete shit, and thus the gentleman simply cannot be accountable for his actions.
ClarificationMan: u feeling better?
FoggyGentleman: yes, significantly
FoggyGentleman: how you doing?
ClarificationMan: i got home at 7:30 on saturday with a massive headache
ClarificationMan: pounded water and went to bed
FoggyGentleman: i have some scenes missing from the whole ordeal
FoggyGentleman: especially toward the end there
ClarificationMan: you were blasted
FoggyGentleman: i don’t remember much past Marshall Stack, honestly
FoggyGentleman: did i pay for my food at la esquina?
FoggyGentleman: i can’t remember
ClarificationMan: no idea
ClarificationMan: you had fajitas
ClarificationMan: but you kept calling them tacos
FoggyGentleman: i am guessing that my iPod did not survive?
ClarificationMan: iPod didnt survive
ClarificationMan: you smashed it
ClarificationMan: you made out with a 45 yr old at the bar
FoggyGentleman: i don’t remember that, but that’s good
ClarificationMan: then you called a guy gay outside
FoggyGentleman: oh no
ClarificationMan: who happened to be gay
ClarificationMan: there was a chick i bummed a cigarette off
ClarificationMan: and she had the most mangled teeth i have ever seen
ClarificationMan: and she was missing teeth too
ClarificationMan: a bunch of them
ClarificationMan: you come out and go
ClarificationMan: “you are cute as hell!”
FoggyGentleman: oh god
ClarificationMan: and started dancing with her and tried to make out with her
ClarificationMan: luckily she rejected you
FoggyGentleman: oh christ
FoggyGentleman: ok, enough! i want this swept under the rug and never mentioned ever again
FoggyGentleman: my brain made some bad decisions. there was no one on duty to control it at all
FoggyGentleman: time to rebuild the empire