As John Bridges so aptly puts it in his essential book How To Be A Gentleman, “a gentleman who seeks to shore up his self-image by the use of gadgetry…is a very needy gentleman indeed.” We couldn’t agree more. That’s why we’re so fond of this IM conversation below — notice how quickly and gracefully the gentleman takes down his loudmouth adversary with the classic “I will infect your work computer with gratuitious pornography” maneuver. Impressive!

pornpeddler: how is the new flatscreen?
smutdodger: it’s cool
smutdodger: the best part is I got a bluetooth keyboard and mouse
pornpeddler: yeah
smutdodger: no wires on my desk, great for clutter
pornpeddler: dude you should test the big screen out on
pornpeddler: www.redtube.com
pornpeddler: the video quality is amazing
smutdodger: dude, chill!
smutdodger: chill!!!
smutdodger: I am at work
pornpeddler: what?
smutdodger: that’s a porn site?
pornpeddler: no
pornpeddler: its a new video site
smutdodger: for real?
pornpeddler: yeah, music, comedy, sports
pornpeddler: whatever
pornpeddler: huge library
pornpeddler: sick
smutdodger: dude, that’s terrible!
smutdodger: ugh!
smutdodger: fuck!!!
pornpeddler: why are you freaking out?
smutdodger: it’s all porn
smutdodger: now i have those cookies
pornpeddler: cookie monster!
smutdodger: ugh
smutdodger: thanks dude
pornpeddler: no problem
smutdodger signed off at 11:22:07 AM.

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