It’s not always steak houses, stag parties and bed lolling for a gentleman. Oftentimes, it’s a cold world out there, and in order to ensure his survival, a gentleman must rely solely on his wit, cunning and instinct.  

mcGUYver(9:56:23 AM): Hi!
int’lbizzman (9:56:28 AM): Hey!
mcGUYver (9:56:31 AM): How are you?
int’lbizzman (9:56:51 AM): Great, just returned from a satisfying lunch, working on some documents.  And yourself?
mcGUYver (9:57:13 AM): I am doing awesome.
mcGUYver (9:57:20 AM): I feel this hurt in my head.
mcGUYver (9:57:51 AM): And it’s not from all the Tylenol PM I took at 3 last night.
int’lbizzman (9:58:08 AM): What is that hurt?
mcGUYver (9:58:39 AM): Gackers and whiskey, don’t ya know.
mcGUYver (9:58:57 AM): I also forgot to tell you about the awesomeness that was this weekend.
int’lbizzman (9:59:03 AM): What is gackers?
mcGUYver (9:59:20 AM): You know, COCAINE.
mcGUYver (9:59:22 AM): Makes you gack.
mcGUYver (9:59:29 AM): I only like the way it smells.
int’lbizzman (10:00:28 AM): that’s almost as bad of a name as deemsters
mcGUYver (10:00:38 AM): I like it.
mcGUYver (10:00:43 AM): “Let’s take some gackers.”
int’lbizzman (10:00:51 AM): LET’S SMOKE DEEMSTERS
mcGUYver (10:01:08 AM): Anyway.
mcGUYver (10:01:11 AM): This weekend.
mcGUYver (10:01:35 AM): You would have been so proud.
int’lbizzman (10:01:41 AM): what went down?
mcGUYver (10:01:53 AM): Well
mcGUYver (10:01:58 AM): We had been shredding the city.
int’lbizzman (10:02:29 AM): master shredder
mcGUYver (10:02:38 AM): Party here, show there, this warehouse party with trapeze artists
mcGUYver (10:02:52 AM): And we ended up at my friends house for a morning cap.
mcGUYver (10:03:12 AM): And lo and behold, what do I find?!
mcGUYver (10:03:14 AM): Chargers, duh.
int’lbizzman (10:03:17 AM): yess
mcGUYver (10:03:23 AM): HOWEVER
mcGUYver (10:03:35 AM): I see no balloons.
int’lbizzman (10:03:49 AM): please tell me you did nitrous out of a condom or something
mcGUYver (10:03:59 AM): And there is no cracker.
mcGUYver (10:04:15 AM): So, I’m sitting there with a pack of condoms and a hammer.
mcGUYver (10:04:18 AM): And I’m on a mission
int’lbizzman (10:04:20 AM): OH MAN
int’lbizzman (10:04:31 AM): that just sounds terrible
mcGUYver (10:04:39 AM): Fortunately, someone found a cracker.
mcGUYver (10:04:46 AM): But yes, we did n02 the safe way.
mcGUYver (10:04:48 AM): Out of latex.
mcGUYver (10:04:52 AM): It was fucking awesome. 
int’lbizzman (10:05:12 AM):  You pretty much win at life.

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