A Gentleman Knows When To Curse

It’s no mystery that gentlemen don’t mince words. Honorable by nature, a gentleman knows that talk is cheap, and would much prefer to settle a score by a duel, for this is the only way to truly attain satisfaction! Moreover, a gentleman detests foul language. And yet, there are those rare times when even a gentleman finds himself in need of a most cutting and crass curse. Typically, the impetus for such an occasion is when dealing with an erratic and out of line female, i.e. one that refuses to engage in a romantic liaison with the gentleman. Under such rare circumstances, it is vital that a gentleman abandons all sense of chivalry (however innate it is) and swiftly resorts to the vilest vernacular that comes to mind.
FoulMouthMan: I try to be perfect, its just not that easy
DaintyLady: Try harder
FoulMouthMan: you’re a bitch
DaintyLady: Thanks
DaintyLady: Queen bitch?
DaintyLady: I wanna be number one bitch
FoulMouthMan: overall?
DaintyLady: Yes
FoulMouthMan: that could be Cunt status
FoulMouthMan: i dont know if you want to venture in that territory
DaintyLady: Noooo
DaintyLady: Ha that night w josie
FoulMouthMan: hahaha so funny
FoulMouthMan: i think women blow that word way outa proportion
FoulMouthMan: if we were in the U.K. it would be common place
DaintyLady: I love the word cunt
DaintyLady: You can call me a cunt whenever
DaintyLady: Its like saying I love you right?
FoulMouthMan: exactly…i really like using it as a verb or a descriptive adjective….like “cunty”
DaintyLady: But really that word never bothered me
FoulMouthMan: but i called josie a cunt bc she implied i wanted to fuck her that night….and it was out of line
DaintyLady: Ha
FoulMouthMan: the only reason I would want to fuck her is to make up for my lackluster performance last time…but I am over that
DaintyLady: Haha
DaintyLady: Yeah yeah
FoulMouthMan: yea yea?
FoulMouthMan: like you don’t believe me do you?
DaintyLady: No I do
DaintyLady: I was saying yeah yeah for the lackluster
DaintyLady: You guys were wasted
FoulMouthMan: YUP
DaintyLady: I’m shocked you didn’t fuck for that reason alone
FoulMouthMan: and that would have been the only reason…anyway…end of story
FoulMouthMan: fucking and josie will never ever cross my mind again at all
FoulMouthMan: its best for everyone
FoulMouthMan: especially me
DaintyLady: hey, whatever helps you get over it, you cunty loser
FoulMouthMan: hahaha
Add comment | May 16th, 2008










